Wednesday, September 2, 2015

TRUMP INSISTS ON BUILDING WALL BETWEEN US AND MEXICO

So the plan is:

A) deport the Mexicans
B) build a 1,200 mile long wall along the border between US and Mexico

Question: With the Mexicans gone, who is going to build the wall?

KENTUCKY CLERK WHO REFUSES TO LICENSE GAY COUPLES HAS HAPPY FEET

The Kentucky court clerk who refuses to follow the law, and license gay couples for marriage, has been married four times.   According to court records she has been married four times and is the mother of twins conceived outside the sanctity of marriage.

She gave birth to the twins 5 month after divorcing her first husband.  Her soon to be third victim/husband, was the father who partnered with "Bubba" Kim Davis in committing adultery .  

She is the perfect poster girl for the "morality police."  She has "Betty Davis Eyes".



Tuesday, September 1, 2015

The Mom Song! Every mother will roll with laughter with this one!

GOOD AIRLINE NEWS!

Good news for airline passengers on making boarding an easier faster experience.  Delta Airlines is instituting an innovative concept.  As a result of every flight being delayed an average of 18 minutes, and because the major reason for the delays are overhead bags, they are offering a new service.  Their ground crew will approach travelers in the waiting area and offer to "pre-board" their overhead luggage.




They will place them in the bins above each assigned seat before a single passenger boards.  Considerable time has been cut.  It's a free service for now.

And Southwest Airlines is trying to keep families sitting together, while keeping the non-assigned seat policy.  Families with children 8 and under will be able to "pre-board" so they can sit next to each other.

Then there are those airline passengers that similar to people who get handicapped parking permits surreptitiously, these pigs are requesting wheelchairs in order to expedite security and "pre-board."  These flights are called "miracle" flights because passengers can walk when they land.  This particular airline passenger habit annoys me to no end.

All in all, sounds like a few airlines are picking up on ways to make the pre-board experience a more pleasant one.

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IN ISRAEL CELEBRATED BY ROCKETS FIRED FROM GAZA

While 2.2 million children were on their way to school to begin classes, the GAZA strip boys club sent a rocket towards Israel.  Thank G d it never reached its destination.  Their intentions were to spread fear and promote retaliation.

On the other hand HAMAS  celebrates their children by forcing them to once again dig tunnels.  Over 400 deaths have been attributed to their efforts of reconstructing the tunnels.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

DONALD TRUMP

Dorothy Parker
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

MESSI-MARADONA, WHY THE SILENCE?

I cannot understand why Maradona has been silent and has not defended Messi.
He is the only one that can stop the naysayers who criticize him.
He is the only one that understands the pressure of trying to win a cup for the national team.
He can explain to those experts (parrots), that soccer is a team game.
That Messi much like him cannot do it alone.
That Messi is special.  That we are lucky to live in the Messi era.
Its a shame that the soccer colleague with the most credibility an influence has remained silent.

CELL PHONES INVADE BROADWAY

At Wednesday’s matinee of the Douglas Carter Beane comedy “Shows for Days,” in which Ms. LuPone plays a small-town theater diva, four cellphones went off, twice from the same phone. .
And when the woman seated at the end of the second row texted — and texted and texted — during the show, Ms. LuPone took action. Without breaking character, Ms. LuPone walked into the audience and took the woman’s phone. “She didn’t know what was going on,” 
Obviously the self-centered, live in her cell phone created  bubble lady did not know what was going on.  She should have been thrown out.  She didn't want to be there anyway.

LIONEL MESSI - THE BRAND

I have seen it many times.  The star needs recognition to confirm his "arrival", and then has to run and hide from it.  That initial excitement wears out quickly.  Success is invasive and cruel.  It is intrusive and isolating.

Time and time again he cannot eat with his family because of fan interruptions.

Lionel Messi is trapped.  He is trapped by his fame and his fortune.  He is trapped by his father who runs him, "the brand", the business.  He is beholden to the obligations the sponsor's  millions buy.  He is both a passenger and a spectator.

I feel his sadness, it is evident in his eyes. He is the kid that has only known the ball and the field.  He's the kid that at 9-years old, along with his family, was moved to Barcelona by one of the world's biggest soccer teams.  He was and still is the ticket.  He cannot stop.  His business demands, his fans demand it, his charities demand.  He is the producer and provider.

I feel his loneliness. His happiness surfaces when he looks at the ball.  Its a joy to see how he treats it, caresses it and makes magic with it.   I believe his only respite is when he and the ball are united as one on the field.

In every athlete the child has to survive inside to drive the performer.   Messi is that child who is now blinded by the lights and deafened by the noise.

Messi, the kid must dislike Messi, the star.




Monday, June 8, 2015

FIFA NEWS- 7 MILLION DOLLARS PAID TO IRISH SOCCER FEDERATION COMPENSATING FOR A BAD CALL THAT KEPT THEM OUT OF 2010 WORLD CUP

FIFA bribed the Irish Soccer Federation in 2009 so that it would drop their plans for a legal appeal.  The conflict arose from a controversial score which sealed the goal differential in France's favor and resulted in Ireland's exit.  The goal was scored when France's Thierry Henry, directed the ball with his hand.  The controversy was fueled when Henry admitted using his hand.  Ireland threatened to take legal action and demanded a replay of the game.  That position lasted for 5 minutes.

FIFA so much for the love of soccer.  FIFA and the Irish deprived the Irish fans the excitement of watching their team play.  Both organizations screwed the local economy; supermarkets, pubs, restaurants, uniform manufacturers, airlines, and retailers amongst others.  Emotionally they deprived the fans from getting together with family and friends; and the simple and basic happiness a World Cup brings.

The "loan"-bribe was later forgiven, and the Irish Federation no longer obligated to pay.






Friday, June 5, 2015

MARADONA RECOMMENDED BY MADURO FOR PRESIDENCY OF FIFA

The intellectual giant, El Presidente Maduro from Venezuela, proposed that soccer (futbol) great Armando Maradona be nominated to be the next President of FIFA.

 



I propose that the UN headquarters be moved to Iran.

DROVE BY A FORTUNE TELLER WHO HAD A SIGN IN THE WINDOW: UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT



DROVE BY A FORTUNE TELLER WHO HAD A SIGN IN THE WINDOW:  "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT"
Go Figure...

Only in Florida....again

HYPOCRISY- SCOTT WALKER AND HIS POLITICAL RHETORIC




Scott Walker, Wisconsin’s Governor, after having defeated the unions and their pension system; is now attacking tenured professors in the State’s Universities trying to end that "privilege".  I guess that his platform of non-intrusive government has exclusions.  The State trying to eradicate tenured faculty seriously chips away at freedom of speech.  Professors might not expound unpopular speech if their careers would be in jeopardy.  This not so subtle "chilling effect" on speech should concern every thinking person.


DUGGARS 19 KIDS AND COUNTING


4 daughters/sisters molested.  Investigating officer found guilty of child pornography and is serving 56 years, and....
In Touch broke the story in the news.