I decided that I will change my name to Sergio Jimmy George Smith and run for President of our USA. I will claim to be born in the high Appalachians; my birth handled by a long-deceased mid-wife. Having no birth certificate, and no formal education will give me immediate credibility with voters of all backgrounds, races and creeds.
If elected I can secure our borders. My campaign will be narrowly focused and have one position only.
It will be the one issue which will unite all voters. I intend to replace all Immigration forms and questionnaires with those from the DMV. The one and only question the prospect will have to answer is: What is the left lane intended for?
I just replaced bureaucrats, made our borders safe and saved millions of dollars.