Friday, September 9, 2016


I decided that I will change my name to Sergio Jimmy George Smith and run for President of our USA. I will claim to be born in the high Appalachians; my birth handled by a long-deceased mid-wife. Having no birth certificate, and no formal education will give me immediate credibility with voters of all backgrounds, races and creeds.

If elected I can secure our borders. My campaign will be narrowly focused and have one position only.

It will be  the one issue which will unite all voters. I intend to replace all Immigration forms and questionnaires with those from the DMV. The one and only question the prospect will have to answer is:  What is the left lane intended for?

I just replaced bureaucrats, made our borders safe and saved millions of dollars.

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