Wednesday, September 2, 2015

TRUMP INSISTS ON BUILDING WALL BETWEEN US AND MEXICO

So the plan is:

A) deport the Mexicans
B) build a 1,200 mile long wall along the border between US and Mexico

Question: With the Mexicans gone, who is going to build the wall?

KENTUCKY CLERK WHO REFUSES TO LICENSE GAY COUPLES HAS HAPPY FEET

The Kentucky court clerk who refuses to follow the law, and license gay couples for marriage, has been married four times.   According to court records she has been married four times and is the mother of twins conceived outside the sanctity of marriage.

She gave birth to the twins 5 month after divorcing her first husband.  Her soon to be third victim/husband, was the father who partnered with "Bubba" Kim Davis in committing adultery .  

She is the perfect poster girl for the "morality police."  She has "Betty Davis Eyes".



Tuesday, September 1, 2015

The Mom Song! Every mother will roll with laughter with this one!

GOOD AIRLINE NEWS!

Good news for airline passengers on making boarding an easier faster experience.  Delta Airlines is instituting an innovative concept.  As a result of every flight being delayed an average of 18 minutes, and because the major reason for the delays are overhead bags, they are offering a new service.  Their ground crew will approach travelers in the waiting area and offer to "pre-board" their overhead luggage.




They will place them in the bins above each assigned seat before a single passenger boards.  Considerable time has been cut.  It's a free service for now.

And Southwest Airlines is trying to keep families sitting together, while keeping the non-assigned seat policy.  Families with children 8 and under will be able to "pre-board" so they can sit next to each other.

Then there are those airline passengers that similar to people who get handicapped parking permits surreptitiously, these pigs are requesting wheelchairs in order to expedite security and "pre-board."  These flights are called "miracle" flights because passengers can walk when they land.  This particular airline passenger habit annoys me to no end.

All in all, sounds like a few airlines are picking up on ways to make the pre-board experience a more pleasant one.

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IN ISRAEL CELEBRATED BY ROCKETS FIRED FROM GAZA

While 2.2 million children were on their way to school to begin classes, the GAZA strip boys club sent a rocket towards Israel.  Thank G d it never reached its destination.  Their intentions were to spread fear and promote retaliation.

On the other hand HAMAS  celebrates their children by forcing them to once again dig tunnels.  Over 400 deaths have been attributed to their efforts of reconstructing the tunnels.