Tuesday, June 2, 2015

SOME SET OF ONIONS- FIFA EXEC MISTAKENLY QUOTES THE ONION


Mr. Warner, an indicted former soccer official from the planet PUTZ, categorically defended all charges of accepting bribes claiming a conspiracy from the Universe and beyond.  He believes that the conspiracy began in the US and grew from there.  

“If FIFA is so bad why it is that US wants to keep the FIFA World Cup.” The article claims that America will hold the tournament in 2015 preempting Russia 2018. 

Just announced: “Mr. Warner has been named Leader of Planet Putz”

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